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Paris Hilton

Rich, spoiled and talentless; part of the “reality” TV scourge. Owing to the amateur “Paris Hilton sex video” she did in 1999 with then boyfriend Rick Solomon, she is currently the feature attraction in over 90% of the non penis-enlargement related porn email spam on the internet today.

Where are they now?

Usually, our Has-beens of the Future section is delineated into Best Case & Worse Case scenarios. But in this case, we are currently living the worst case scenario, having the lowest form of what passes for “culture” debased further with each passing episode of The Simple Life while our inboxes are perpetually mailbombed with neverending offers to watch this skank get shagged. If there is any justice she will eventually be disinherited from the family fortune but who knows how low she’ll have to sink to get there.

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