The no-talent vaudeville reject who needs to take his winnings from American Idol and get some voice lessons as well as a personality before his record comes out. The fact that he even made it to the top 10 proves that the ‘reality’ show was fixed from the start!
Best case scenario: He will take acting lessons and do a better impersonation of wood so that he can become a department-store mannequin and actually put his lack of expression to good use. Worst-case scenario: He will take himself seriously and after his anemic record sales have tanked, he will hit the Clinton-circuit and get paid big money to rattle on in front of eager crowds saying nothing. Update from webmaster: Aug/03 Clay Aiken co-founds charitable foundation for children with mental handicaps, The Bubel-Aiken Foundation . I imagine this will help bring in even more flame mail. Meanwhile Clay’s record sales are anything but “anemic”. Good for him! Now let’s see if he has staying power, because that is what this site is all about. (Remember, MC Hammer made about 100 Million dollars and he still wound up here)
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