Has Beens of the Future

Ann Coulter

Submitted by: Bob Sacamano

In a nutshell, she is a fashionably blonde xenophobe who thinks “liberal” is a slur and in own words “”We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity” She has seen her star has rise along with the likes of Bill O’Reilly in the post 9/11 USA uber-alles hysteria

Last news on: December, 12 2019
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The Runaway Bride

Submitted by: Bob Sacamano

No claim to fame. She chickened out of her wedding. Nobody cares. The media seems to, they won’t SHUT UP about her and some brain dead publishing company ( ReganMedia) has bought her story for $500K.

Last news on: December, 12 2019
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Justin Guarini

Submitted by: Bob Sacamano

Was the runner up on the talent show American Idol he had a flopped feature film with Kelly Clarkson and a CD that sold roughly 100 000 copies.

Last news on: January, 01 2020
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Paris Hilton

Submitted by: Bob Sacamano

Rich, spoiled and talentless; part of the “reality” TV scourge. Owing to the amateur “Paris Hilton sex video” she did in 1999 with then boyfriend Rick Solomon, she is currently the feature attraction in over 90% of the non penis-enlargement related porn email spam on the internet today.

Last news on: December, 12 2019
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Jessica Lynch

Submitted by: Mr. Nostalgia

In America, you are just as likely to be labelled a hero for screwing up and surviving as you are for actually doing something heroic. Case in point: Jessica Lynch, who basically took a wrong turn while on a supply detail, wound up in enemy territory, got caught and was taken prisoner. She was rescued […]

Last news on: January, 01 2020
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Billy Bush

Submitted by: Bob Sacamano

He was a radio talk show host who poked at the big time as host of the remade Lets Make a Deal game show. He is cousin to “Baby Bush” George W Bush and nephew to “Papa Bush” George H W Bush.

Last news on: December, 12 2019
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Clay Aiken

Submitted by: Bob Sacamano

The no-talent vaudeville reject who needs to take his winnings from American Idol and get some voice lessons as well as a personality before his record comes out. The fact that he even made it to the top 10 proves that the ‘reality’ show was fixed from the start!

Last news on: December, 12 2019
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Donald Rumsfeld

Submitted by: Bob Sacamano

He is currently basking in the glory of war. It is a miracle this man is in the limelight at all, he was widely regarded as “politically dead”, without any serious political potential. Alas, since GWB failed in creating any bilateral support from among the mainstream players, he had to resort to the neo-conservative loons […]

Last news on: December, 12 2019
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Joe Millionaire

Submitted by: Bob Sacamano

The tall hunky star of the reality series “Joe Millionaire” whose 15 minutes seem to on the verge of elapsing as we speak. He is currently doing KFC endorsements with Jason Alexander

Last news on: December, 12 2019
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